“ I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be. ”
“ That's why they say "it's test time, so diaper up." ”
“ When people say "what's up?", they mean "I am a person not worth talking to." ”
“ I'm in a cabin, in the middle of nowhere. Inside it's just me and that stupid, slimy defense attorney, and I'm beating the hell out of him. ”
“ I'm Terry Jeffords, and when I put my mind to something, I do it. My resting heart rate is six. Six! ”
“ Oh, I love Paris! At least how it's represented in the movie, Ratatouille. ”
“ YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY. ”